{insert long-winded spiel from Sullivan here}

Anthony - “Gerbil fight ring for rent. Serious inquiries only.”

Erica - “Professor Sullivan, thank you for teaching me to be the best bully I can be.”

Sam - “Every second made me want to shove my brain through a shredder, 10/10 would do again.”

Sadie - “If I died and went to the Underworld, it’d take me years to realize I wasn’t still alive begging people to submit to the Criterion.”

Morgan -

Brooke -

Savannah -

Carlyn -

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